urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien kennygomien kennygomien 2009-10-08T23:53:37Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:96324 2009-10-08T23:53:37Z 2009-10-08T23:53:37Z <lj-embed id="8" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:96224 2009-09-07T19:42:24Z 2009-09-07T19:42:24Z <lj-embed id="7" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:95760 2009-08-11T04:42:41Z 2009-08-11T04:42:41Z <lj-embed id="6" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:95560 2009-07-27T18:47:57Z 2009-07-27T18:47:57Z Stephen, Bibber and I worked for the FBI and while I was at work, I was supposed to be reading Stephen King's Pet Cemetery for a book report. I decided that I would change my book report to The Shining since I've already read that. While this is going on, the Hanson brothers are calling the FBI headquarters trying to somehow get free internet from us. So this goes on and on until we get off work. We shut everything down and as we're leaving the building, Kevin and Brandon pull up in this black Lincoln that has a huge backseat to give us a ride. Brandon hops out and starts throwing bottle rockets at us and I notice that the Hansons are in the back. I eventually get in the car and as we're driving down the road, I become so aggravated with Taylor Hanson that I make Brandon stop the car and let them out on the side of the road. This was fine until I realized that they had managed to swipe our huge bottle of Crown Royal. So now the whole point of the rest of the day is trying to find them again. About this time, Cleo calls me and tells me that she is at a party with Issac Hanson. I finally make it to this party where I find my party liquor and I walk outside to sit by myself. Outside there were all these hula hoops chained together with a bike chain but when I picked up the red one to hoop with it they all started melting into the ground. GJ came outside and wasn't very happy because apparently they belonged to him. That about covers it, I think. There was a lot more dialog but I can't remember it right now. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:95137 2009-07-02T19:55:02Z 2009-07-02T19:55:30Z <lj-embed id="5" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:94790 2009-07-02T06:45:34Z 2009-07-02T06:45:34Z Do y'all believe in ghosts? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:94431 2009-06-15T21:39:43Z 2009-06-15T21:39:43Z Bonnaroo was pretty awesome. I lost my mind for a while on Thursday but other than that I had a great time. I actually went and saw Phish and was there for about 15 minutes before losing interest. The circus area was realllly fun. If you guys didn't go play in that, you missed out. Oh yeah... I finally rode the ferris wheel! This was my fourth Bonnaroo and I had never been on it. It was well worth four dollars. Pictures will eventually turn up, I guess. I carried around this giant jester mask on a pole that had lights coming out of his eyes so I was in about 90,000,000 pictures. Other than that... uhhhhhhh, I itch from sunburn and my left foot is in a bunch of pain. Cheers. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:94132 2009-05-31T20:19:36Z 2009-05-31T20:19:36Z That was an AWESOME fucking party. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:93805 2009-05-30T02:53:54Z 2009-05-30T02:53:54Z GOOOODDDDDAAMMMMNNNNN I hate the summers in the south east. You know it's bad when it's too hot to go swimming. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:93484 2009-04-29T16:13:47Z 2009-04-29T16:13:47Z Have you guys who have ordered your Bonnaroo tickets gotten them in the mail yet? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:93328 2009-04-22T05:30:41Z 2009-04-22T05:30:41Z So you all know I drive limos, right? Okay well it's prom season which means I have to deal with a bunch of dumb fucking highschoolers. Well, no matter what school it is, they always have a mixed CD and every CD has the same five or six songs on it. I would like to call these mixed CD's my personal soundtracks from hell. Here are the lyrics to the song that torchers me the most. Seriously, read through them. Youtube the shit if you don't belive that this is a real song. <br /><br /><br />Ahh Southside is who I be! <br />Ayy I got my g-spot boyz with me ya digg<br />Prince charming and my boy slizz<br />And we gotta new dance for yall ya digg! <br />Uh holla... <br /><br />[Chorus]<br />Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg (x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky leg (x3)<br />Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg (x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky legg(x3)<br />{southside who I be! }<br />[Verse]<br />When I hit da dance floor, <br />You know I'm doin' da stanky leg! <br />Sauce on my ring and then ya rub it across ya head! <br />You a ace boon coon chick, you can do it too<br />Snap ya fingers in the air and shake yo micros too! <br />Now you can lean wit it, and you can drop wit it! <br />You can switch the other leg and you can stop wit it! <br />Now get it, get it(x4)<br />Now hit da booty doo, hit da booty do(x2)<br />Now you can get wit it, gon get wit it(x2)<br /><br />[Chorus]<br />Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg(x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky leg(x3)<br />Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg(x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky legg(x3)<br />{southside who I be! }<br /><br />[Verse 2]<br />Watch me do it like my bro, <br />Stick ya legg out dougie fresh and drop it low! <br />[Prince I can do da stanky legg! ]<br />Now gon' lemme see ya-<br />Bounce, bounce left to right and then slide next to me! <br />Ayy u betta fan ya self cuz I can tell that your hot! <br />I want chu to wind it up lean back and show yo socks<br />Dip, dip and I want you to stop [okay]<br />Do da booty do, lift it up and let it drop! <br />And don't forget <br /><br />[Chorus]<br />Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg(x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky leg(x3)<br />Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg(x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky legg(x3)<br /><br />[Verse 3]<br />When I slide through the place<br />My swagga walk is what they diggin'! <br />I stick my leg out on the floor and start jiggin'! <br />Drop it to your feet, <br />Do da stanky legg watch me snap and grab my knee! <br />But I don't chicken noodle soup, <br />I wanna see you drop and shake that whoop dee dee doo<br />Drop that, whoop dee dee doo<br />Shake that, whoop dee dee doo<br />Drop that, whoop dee dee doo<br />Shake that, whoop dee dee doo! <br />Ayy! <br /><br />[Chorus]<br />Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg(x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky leg(x3)<br />Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]<br />Do da stanky leg(x3)<br />When I hit da dance floor! <br />I be <br />Doin' da stanky legg(x3) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:92956 2009-04-17T22:23:50Z 2009-04-17T22:23:50Z Come on out to Karaoke tonight.<br /><br />It'll be a gay ole time. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:92914 2009-04-06T08:33:08Z 2009-04-06T08:33:08Z Okay, fine...<br /><br /><br />I MISS HILLSDALE!<br /><br /><br /><br />You know you do too. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:92542 2009-03-30T10:27:18Z 2009-03-30T10:27:18Z 1. When was the last time you had sex?<br />It has been about a week and I consider that a dry spell. I need to work on that. <br /><br />2. How do you flush the toilet in public?<br />Fuck that. I'll piss on your floor. <br /><br />5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?<br />I've gotten a couple of resemblences but I don't agree with them. <br /><br />6. What is your favorite pizza topping?<br />Pineapple. I love that on pizza. <br /><br />7. Do you crack your knuckles?<br />Weird, I did today for the first time in at least a year. <br /><br />10. What are your super powers?<br />What aren't?<br /><br />13. Do you think the person that you got this from is hot?<br />I think everyone is hot. <br /><br />15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it BE?<br />I have bigger plans for that situation. <br /><br />19. Black Cat in your path BAD or who cares?<br />....really? <br /><br />21. What OCD qualities do you have?<br />I balance all the soap/shampoo bottles on the rack in the shower rather than put them on the rim of the tub. <br /><br />22. What do you do when no one is watching?<br />22??? Look how many fucking questions are missing!<br /><br />23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?<br />Shit, I don't know. <br /><br />25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?<br />I was a big fan of candy corn but I don't really like it that much anymore. <br /><br />26. What is your favorite kid's movie?<br />Aladdin!!!<br /><br />27. What is in the back seat of your car right now?<br />Rainwater, leaves, mildew and garbage. Someone take this thing off my hands for me. <br /><br />29. When was the last time you threw up?<br />About 4 days ago. On purpose though. <br /><br />31. Have you ever had a private maid?<br />You could say that. <br /><br />32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?<br />I bought some girl some drinks Friday and never got anything out of it. Wait... I didn't pay that tab. <br /><br />33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne?<br />Any of them with Darlene. She was hot. <br /><br />34. What is your favorite accessory?<br />My dick. <br /><br />35. does anyone have any blackmail on you?<br />I'm too open with everything. Blackmail wouldn't work because I don't give a shit. <br /><br />36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?<br />Dude jerked off and got caught... who fucking cares? <br /><br />37. Have you been to a strip club?<br />Oh yeah, I've blown some bills in skrip clubs. <br /><br />38. Do you like tan lines?<br />I do. I think they're sexy. I love color on a girl. <br /><br />39. What is the last bet you lost?<br />I lost like $6 in change to Brandon a few nights ago in a card game. I played dumb. <br /><br />40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?<br />I'm done dating people. But to answer the question... yeah, I guess. I don't give a fuck if you like the girl I'm dating. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:92287 2009-03-30T09:21:35Z 2009-03-30T09:21:35Z My goal for the week is to be at the beach at least twice. Fucking let me know if you want to come. It'll be a good time, I promise. <br /><br />Michael, thanks for the challenge in Scrabble the other night. I haven't been pushed in a while. Haha.. you should just make one of these. <br /><br />Apparantly someone paid my phone bill for me. Perhaps it was the person who stole the money from my house a couple weeks ago. If so, then that's cool I guess. <br /><br />I got my new bike about a week ago but haven't really had much time to enjoy it because it has been raining nonstop since I got it. It's a Haro and it's really awesome. Come ride with me. <br /><br />Or don't. I don't really care. <br /><br />I've spent the evening watching bloopers on the Bangbros website and drinking Carlo Rassi. I need to invest in an HD video camera. <br /><br />I think when lent is over I will be more social. Wiggy pointed out that I'm never at parties or gatherings anymore and I think it's because I never hear about anything going on (because of not being on MySpace or facebook). No one really calls me which is fine becuase I'm usually doing something and I work on weekends but um... I had a point.... shit, I lost it. <br /><br />I had a girlfriend for like a month but I'm single again now. Not that anyone on here gives a shit but I'm kinda drunk and haven't really updated this thing in a long time besides putting up something retarded. Uhhhhhh....<br /><br />I'm readmitted to South (again) and I'll be taking a couple classes in the summer. If it goes well and I actually get into it again then I'll stay in Mobile for a while. If not, then I'm off to Utah in November. Or California. I don't know yet, really. <br /><br />Does anyone actually use AIM anymore? I downloaded it again about a week ago and no one on my friends list is ever on. I saw Will on ONCE. <br /><br />Oh, we've been drinking at Sabor a Mexico lately because it is obsurdly cheap and they have karaoke. Of course I Rick Rolled them. <br /><br />I finished the Rhine and switched to whiskey.<br /><br />Guess that's about it... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:92051 2009-03-24T21:23:26Z 2009-03-24T21:23:26Z Crawfish season!!! <br /><br />Who's hitting up some boils with me?? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:91734 2009-03-19T07:01:23Z 2009-03-19T07:01:23Z <lj-embed id="4" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:91615 2009-03-19T06:10:18Z 2009-03-19T06:10:18Z I.... <br /><br />am starting to look forward to Bonnaroo. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:91236 2009-03-15T23:18:21Z 2009-03-15T23:18:21Z Anyone need somewhere to live or know someone who needs a room?<br /><br />We have two rooms for rent now. I think Kevin charges $300-400 a month for bills and everything. We live in Carriage Hills at Hillcrest and Cottage Hill. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:90932 2009-03-15T10:50:54Z 2009-03-15T10:50:54Z It is time right now<br /><br />for a brand new avatar<br /><br />suggestions welcome. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:90747 2009-03-12T22:13:23Z 2009-03-12T22:13:23Z It's amazing how awesome Weird Al is. <br /><br /><br /><br />Yeah, I went ahead and got the discography. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:90369 2009-03-11T09:00:30Z 2009-03-11T09:00:30Z I'm gonna have a drink<br /><br />and walk around<br /> <br />I got a lot to think about<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:90138 2009-03-10T23:26:31Z 2009-03-10T23:26:31Z What's up for St. Patrick's day??? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:89899 2009-03-06T08:54:37Z 2009-03-06T08:54:37Z Oh man, I can't believe I found it on Pirate Bay... the Pain discography!!<br /><br />I used to have the albums back in the Shithouse days but they all got stolen. Oh happy day. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kennygomien:89607 2009-03-06T06:45:08Z 2009-03-06T06:45:08Z You guys seen Gran Torino??? I downloaded it the other day... it's fuckin' awesome.