One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse
So you all know I drive limos, right? Okay well it's prom season which means I have to deal with a bunch of dumb fucking highschoolers. Well, no matter what school it is, they always have a mixed CD and every CD has the same five or six songs on it. I would like to call these mixed CD's my personal soundtracks from hell. Here are the lyrics to the song that torchers me the most. Seriously, read through them. Youtube the shit if you don't belive that this is a real song.
Ahh Southside is who I be!
Ayy I got my g-spot boyz with me ya digg
Prince charming and my boy slizz
And we gotta new dance for yall ya digg!
Uh holla...
[Chorus]
Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg (x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky leg (x3)
Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg (x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky legg(x3)
{southside who I be! }
[Verse]
When I hit da dance floor,
You know I'm doin' da stanky leg!
Sauce on my ring and then ya rub it across ya head!
You a ace boon coon chick, you can do it too
Snap ya fingers in the air and shake yo micros too!
Now you can lean wit it, and you can drop wit it!
You can switch the other leg and you can stop wit it!
Now get it, get it(x4)
Now hit da booty doo, hit da booty do(x2)
Now you can get wit it, gon get wit it(x2)
[Chorus]
Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky leg(x3)
Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky legg(x3)
{southside who I be! }
[Verse 2]
Watch me do it like my bro,
Stick ya legg out dougie fresh and drop it low!
[Prince I can do da stanky legg! ]
Now gon' lemme see ya-
Bounce, bounce left to right and then slide next to me!
Ayy u betta fan ya self cuz I can tell that your hot!
I want chu to wind it up lean back and show yo socks
Dip, dip and I want you to stop [okay]
Do da booty do, lift it up and let it drop!
And don't forget
[Chorus]
Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky leg(x3)
Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky legg(x3)
[Verse 3]
When I slide through the place
My swagga walk is what they diggin'!
I stick my leg out on the floor and start jiggin'!
Drop it to your feet,
Do da stanky legg watch me snap and grab my knee!
But I don't chicken noodle soup,
I wanna see you drop and shake that whoop dee dee doo
Drop that, whoop dee dee doo
Shake that, whoop dee dee doo
Drop that, whoop dee dee doo
Shake that, whoop dee dee doo!
Ayy!
[Chorus]
Bitch I'm wide! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky leg(x3)
Bitch I'm wired up! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky legg(x3)
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